Roshesh’s Poems

yeh hai teen pair waala kutta,
Isko kabhi Bhagaana nahi padta,
susu karte waqt use pair uthaana nahi padta,
yeh hai teen pair waala kutta!!!!!!

Sunehera sa rang hai tera
ankhein jaise moti
lash jaise dikhti hai jab
Khule ankh se soti
Machhli pup pup pup pup
pup pup pup pup
kissy de do choti choti
(Maya interrupts…)

uff ye Kabz
ye acidity
uff ye roz
jana 1 ghanta bathroom
ye blue tile ke bich white white
toilet jaise neele aasman ke bich
baadal maasoom

 pud pud pud pud pud pud ubalta pani…
pani mei ooble chawal ki jawani…
jawan ho ker chawal sajayenge thali… seene se lagayenge daal kali kali…

 bhopu bhopu aya dekho… idli vala raju pardesi…
kale pyare chehre per daat bade aur ankhein zara c…


roshni gar na ho aur raju khada ho sath, andhere me nazar ayenge uske sirf char chamakte daat….Momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse

Purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj

Aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj
Momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh
Momaa ka purse
Momaa ka purse

“Khatar khun khatar khun khatar khun
Sun mere dil ki dhun
Tere pyaar ki oiling mil gayi isey
Toh khatar khun ka ho jaayega gun gun “

“In the living room of Sarabhai’s………
Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaai………..
Agley mahiney………..
Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai
Yeah Yeah Yeah…………… “

“Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari
Thodi blessings daan me de do
Thodi mamta tumhari
Momma ho momma ho… “

“Ek Common Man Ko Mili He Pari
Jese Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry
Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy
Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry “

“Ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan
Badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran
Datton ke liye danta manjan
Aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran “

“Hawa mein hain khushi ki aroma
Jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma
Say hi to happiness n tata to trauma
Jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma “

“Lagul lagul lagul lagul
Laal laal lagul lagul JELLY
Jelly ke cabre dancer jaise shareer mein chhupi hai
Anjaani ankahee paheli

jelly hai moma ka mann
Narm mulayam meetha
Pasand hai ise har koi
Sangeeta rita mita aneeta

Jelly giri zameen par
To awaaz aayi PLUP PLUP!
Baccha usme haath maare
To sunai deti hai THUP THUP!

Jelly par kabhi fungus na lage
Uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage
agar bachani hai hume hamari
country…
TO JELLY KO BANANA HOGA HAMARA PRADHAN MANTRI!!”

“Tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana,
Kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla,
Jaise koi basi aur sada hua khaman dhokla…. “

“Aasman mein uud raha hai kabutar ….
Aasman mein uud raha hai kabutar ….
FLUTTER ….. FLUTTER….. FLUTTER…… “

“Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey…
Shristey k sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey…

“Humpty dumpty sat on the ‘gadi’
Gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi
Dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas
Kyuki gadi pe bethna is just so middle class.”

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