The Last Guy !!

It was a stormy,thunderous night,

Lightening and falling trees shook everyone to the core ,

5 strangers were stuck in an old cottage,fear could be easily seen on their pale faces,

Almighty have some mercy on us-Said first

We’ll never be able to make it out of here alive-said second

OMG what to do now-Panicked  third

God wants to punish one of us for the sins he committed-said forth

Don’t worry brother everything will be alright-said fifth

Everybody agreed with the forth guy.but what to be done?

They decided everyone will go outside one by one and come back after touching the tree standing few meters away from the old cottage , if he was the one whom god wants to punish,lightening will fall upon him and rest of them can go home.

First guy stepped out afraid,repeatedly murmuring God’s name,

touched the tree and came back nothing happened,

Its was now the turn of the second, he succeeded too,

similarly the third and the forth,

Now they all turned to the fifth one,

“So he is the nasty atheist cause of whom we have to face the wrath of almighty” : everyone saying in their mind with a wicked smile on their face.

His face turned pale,he dint wanted to leave the old cottage,but everyone pushed him out and told him they’ll take him back inside only when he touches the tree and comes back.

He slowly stepped out ,his legs were trembling ,

he reached near the old tree,as he was about to touched it,

the clouds thundered,the sky turned white with the lightening,

he closed his eyes,shrugged his shoulder ,this was the end,

But to his surprise nothing happened,he opened his eyes and he was alive,

He turned back happily to run back inside the old cottage

but the old cottage was burning !!!

-Anonymous

(PS- I Read it many years back,Rewrote it to share it with you all)

Being Woman

A man was complaining, “Oh Lord,please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meanwhile my wife stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish ‘switch me  into my wife’ she’s got it easy at home.I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man’s life is.” As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish.Next morning the ‘new woman’ wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes,prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school, on his way back stop at the gas station,
cashes a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market.
It was 1: 00 o’clock already, he made the beds, took the clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he  vacuumed the house, made some rice, went to pick up the kids from school and then had an argument with the kids. As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed the dirty dishes, he hung the damp clothes he had washed on the chairs because it was raining outside. He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he gave the kids a bath and put them to sleep. At 9:00 p.m. he was so tired and he went to bed. Of course there was some more duties and somehow he managed to get them done and finally fell asleep. The next morning he prays to God once again, “Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can’ t take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please.” Then he heard God’s voice speaking to him, saying, “Dear son, of course I’ll switch you back into yourself but there’s one minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got pregnant.”

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ANONYMOUS